1.move backward
2.throw a molotov to distract him
3.run for your life
4.sacrifice zoey
note: always beware of pebbles
5.jump off a metal stairway
6.move along the wall
7.run directly in front of the tank
8.shoot the tank
9.don't get pounced by a hunter
10.have a bot on your team acting as bait
11.never stand still
12.get to an open area
13.get behind cover when it picks up a rock
14.move in semicircles
15.learn how to teleport like a bot
16.be sure to have green health
17.hop backward like a ninja
18.learn how to be reincarnated
19.don't get in the safe room with the tank
20.don't run into the tank
21.rush pass the tank
22.leave no one behind
note: I mean,even if there's a person named "no one" then you should leave them behind
23.don't detour away from the path to the safe room
24.stay away from the things the tank cuold hit
25.remember, you don't have to run faster than the tank, only faster than your team
26.don't trigger the horde until you are ready
27.once in the safe room, stay in it, and leave the door close
28.if all else fails, get pounced by a hunter; most tanks won't hit you then until it's too late (for you)
29.give a teammate health and let them be the bait for all the zombie minions that would slow you down
30.stay out of reach of the tank
31.run to the safe room when it's clear
32.once in the safe room, stay in it! (repeated for added emphasis...)
33.do a ninja dodge
34.uh, do another ninja dodge
35.don't get boomed
36.ninja dodge X 3
37.unintentionally sacrifice zoey
38.stay away from the corner
39&40.when all else fails suicide doesn't!
41.don't choke
42.know where the tank is at all times
43.use your surrounding to your advantage
44.don't play on a team of bots
45.hope for a bad spawn point
46.avoid open places
47.have the tank hide from you
48.when the author is the tank you're doomed so just give up
49.go into water
50.beware the mortar rounds
51.have a nice hiding spot
52.take cover among solid object